English for runaways

[Eichler]

You get me on th nerves!

 

[Peter Griffin]

I pull me the sleepontrain on and then I lay me on the ear.

 

[Ochse]

'English for runaways' is a fred to run away .

 

[tic-tac-toe-x-o]

Beat your inner piggydog!

 

[LeahpaR]

Als ich damals zum ersten mal English in der Schule hatte, sagte mein Vater so Sätze wie:

"Woodeye be careful" (Holzauge sei wachsam)
"I´m heavy on wire" (Ich bin schwer auf draht)

Und Angela Merkel hat mal was los gelassen: The Proof Of The Pudding Is The Eating

 

[Kausalat]

Der Puddingsatz ist ausnahmsweise richtig und bedeutet sinngemäß "trying goes over studying". Andere Politiker und sonstige Sprecher deutscher Herkunft schneiden oft schlechter ab als unsere Angie.

 

[Peter Griffin]

Here is the hell loose.

There steps the bear.

It goes me powerfully on the igniter.

You are a beefcattle!

 

[moshimoshi]

You funbrake!

I will edit myself and hope for bettering.Don't wanna be some funbreak.

I wanna flow cuz you Know water can flow or it can crash, be water my friend. says a Bruce Lee Quote.

Mind your own business, if you cannot laugh at yourself.

this one is doublesided saying. if one cannot be a bit serious one doesn't know what it's like

no seriously love ya bros. !

Of course you'd never misspoken, every translation and every equivocation crystal clear to your audience.

never damn rite. thats my take.

But I know that it can be fun. speaking gibberish and nonsensical.so let the fun begin =) Any runaway quotes I'm missing?

"The devil I will do" was by far the best. I think. xD that one .. lMAO

 

[Peter Griffin]

Pushmountainer!

Only the hards come in the garden.

I am brightawake.